外企职员英文优秀辞职信范文(精选3篇)
dear,
as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.
you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.
since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.
1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is
illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the
authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)
thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!
wishing you a grand and glorious day.
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effective october 1, i will assume the position of director of human resources for , inc., in baton rouge. therefore, please accept my resignation as benefits and compensation coordinator of the human resources department within aaa associates, effective september 30.
the decision was a difficult one for me because i have so enjoyed my working relationships here. the job description has given me great latitude in assisting other coordinators within the human resource area, and as a result, i’ve gained skills in several related fields. these cross-training opportunities have been invaluable, and in a much more formal, classroom setting, i’ve been able to take advantage of classes in management, interpersonal skills, writing, and oral presentations. all of this training has been a worthwhile effort for both aaa (company) and me.
as i go to the new position, i’ll do so with the utmost respect for the management examples and philosophies learned here and with gratitude for the personal attention to my career growth.
thank you for the rewarding experience i’ve enjoyed during my seven-year association with the organization.
sincerely,
尊敬的领导:
很抱歉在这个时候提出辞职。
非常感谢这一年多来,公司对我的包容与照顾,很开心能与大家一起工作。由于父亲病重不得不放弃现在这份工作,想多些时间陪伴父母身边。7年头的异地工作,陪伴父母的时间越来越少不想在这时候有太多遗憾。所以,我决定向公司申请辞职。
申请此辞呈递交之后的1周内离开公司,以减少因我的离职而给公司带来的不便,在此期间,如果有项目上任何疑问我将及时做出答复。也请公司和领导谅解我的匆忙离开……
在短短的一年多的时间里,很感谢公司给予和支持,让我能在公司这样好的平台发挥自身的优势,看到自己努力的价值。同时在工作中发现自身问题和不断完善自己。感谢,领导对我的谆谆教诲,感谢那些与大家朝夕相处的时光,这段工作也是我最珍贵经历的。衷心的.祝愿公司越来越好!祝福领导及各位同事工作顺利,开心快乐!
再次对我的离职给公司带来的不便表示抱歉,同时希望公司能够体恤我的个人状况,对我的申请予以考虑并批准。谢谢!
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20xx年.12.25